no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Can I color on your dick again?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
