We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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