Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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