That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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