: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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