It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Randomize
