when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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