If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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