she was so not down for the gang bang
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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