But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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