Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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