Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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