Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You don't make any sense
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