oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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