I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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