He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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