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you mean i was at the winter classic?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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