i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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