On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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