You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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