When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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