Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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