that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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