kristin has been a bad kristin
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
When are your genitals available?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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