you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Dear god my vagina.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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