Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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