and my herpes radar will keep us safe
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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