This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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