i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize