also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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