dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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