Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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