Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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