I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
