You just made me feel so damn special
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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