So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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