But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
where am i from again
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
