It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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