Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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