Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
either way he was missing a nipple.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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