You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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