So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I could fuck to npr.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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