I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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