But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Randomize
