New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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