hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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