That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm both gender and math confused
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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