If i come over, it means nothing
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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