Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
