i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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