Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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