Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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