Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Randomize
