this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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