Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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