bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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